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My little prank on the loveable wackos of Psipog, on IRC. "I'm a level 16 elf psychotic." [21:39] Francois [ident@vw-14753.sympatico.ca] has joined #psipog [21:39] Mazrim> Well you won't laugh when I'll swim up and merge with Canada! [21:39] ChezNips> hi Francois [21:39] KMiller> 'ello Frank [21:39] Francois> Hello. [21:39] Francois> I'm in Canada ! [21:39] RainTurtle> Hi, Francois [21:39] TheFactor> Is that french? Or is it just me. haahaahah [21:39] KMiller> I'm in the US! [21:39] Mazrim> I am in Hell.. I mean Sweden! [21:39] NickC> I'm in the US! [21:39] Francois> I also have a couple questions, which have nothing to do with the fact that I am in Canada. [21:40] TheFactor> I'm in America! [21:40] RainTurtle> hehe You entered right in the middle of one of Maz's jokes [21:40] Mazrim> "ok" [21:40] KMiller jumps up and down and claps and giggles like an excited 3 year old [21:40] Mazrim> cleverly disguised joke *blink* *wink* *nudge* *so forth* [21:40] TheFactor> America is way better than the US. [21:40] TheFactor> lol [21:40] Francois> Yea [21:40] Myriad> North america you mean... [21:41] TheFactor> Exactly what i meant.. [21:41] Intelli[3DS] [phreak@24.29.183.11666] has quit IRC (Exit: Leaving. Duh.) [21:41] TheFactor thinks that was a stupid joke. [21:41] Mazrim> uhm, well anyway, questions? [21:41] Mazrim> This place feels a lot like Terry Pratchet books sometimes.. [21:41] Francois> Yes, I have a couple questions [21:41] TheFactor> Francois , what are your questions? [21:41] Francois> How do you make a psiball ? [21:41] Francois> Ha ha ha, just kidding ! [21:42] KMiller> Artic... [21:42] KMiller breathes out [21:42] KMiller> LMAO [21:42] Francois> Gotcha ! [21:42] TheFactor> And i was gonna start a good joke with that one. [21:42] RainTurtle> *chuckles* [21:42] KMiller> Yes, yes you did. And you said "hahaha" just in time because I was going to kill you. [21:42] Francois> You guys are just too much ! [21:42] Francois> Actually, my first question is about dogs. [21:42] Mazrim> gals too, don't be sexist! [21:42] TheFactor> lmao [21:43] KMiller> They're the ones that bark. [21:43] Francois> Yes, yes, but can dogs make psiballs ? [21:43] TheFactor> Or climb up bark! HAHAH [21:43] Mazrim> well you should hear my cat, every since he got fixed he sounds more like a dog than a cat. Can't do that mjau mjau business. [21:43] KMiller> I doubt they have the cognitive function to make psi constructs... [21:43] KMiller> But they do have the bioenergetic fields. [21:43] Mazrim> maybe dogs that are very literate and have internet access? [21:44] Francois> Because I think my dog is reading my mind with psiballs. [21:44] Mazrim> that's almost half as paranoid as DanielH. [21:44] KMiller> If your dog was 'pathing you, it wouldn't use psiballs to do so. [21:44] RainTurtle> Why would your dog use a construct to read your mind? [21:44] Francois> No no, really ! Every time I come home, my dog is right there waiting for me. [21:44] KMiller> Psi balls are nigh-worthless in 'pathy. [21:44] Mazrim> dogs hear you. [21:44] Myriad> That is called "learned behavior" [21:44] Francois> I dunno... why would a dog use psiballs ? Good question [21:44] Mazrim> They have nifty hearing ability. [21:45] Myriad> That Mazrim, and they learn the times you come home. [21:45] Francois> Yea but it's not just hearing [21:45] KMiller> Actually, there have been alot of studies in canine telepathy... [21:45] Mazrim> yuck, I hate "summer wind" [21:45] Francois> It can't be just hearing [21:45] KMiller> But Adam is probably most correct. [21:45] Mazrim> true, well they have very little to do other than drool and look stupid. [21:45] Myriad> Mind you Keith is correct too. My dog could communicate with me, but I did train it from when he was a pup. [21:45] KMiller> Run experiments. Leave and come back at random intervals. Also, set a camera, he could just be sitting there waiting and jumping up when he sees/hears the knob turn. [21:45] RainTurtle> You must admit, though, that they are very good at those two activities [21:46] Francois> Because once when I was still living at home, I was going to spank my little cousin for stealing my cotton candy, and the stupid dog got mom in her bedroom. He couldn't see me or hear me ! [21:46] Mazrim> true, I give them that. [21:46] Myriad> Dogs can hear a LONG ways [21:46] Mazrim> but they can get excited at watching plants grow too. [21:46] Francois> So I really think you guys should research spontaneous psiballing in dogs [21:46] KMiller> Dogs are fine telepaths...they ran a few specials on TLC about it...but it likely works like telepathy in humans, and is genetic. [21:46] Myriad> Francois: Quit acting please. [21:47] Francois> OK OK fine, I have another question [21:47] Mazrim> I don't have a dog so I won't research. [21:47] TheFactor> Bye all. [21:47] RainTurtle> bye [21:47] Mazrim> ta-ta. [21:47] KMiller> My dog does not make constructs and I don't give her the credit to have a brain to do so. [21:47] KMiller> I've seen smarter nons. [21:47] KMiller> Hehe [21:47] RainTurtle> hehehehe [21:47] KMiller> ;-) [21:47] Mazrim> huhu yeah right! [21:47] Mazrim> hmmm wait... [21:47] Francois> True, cats are smarter maybe [21:47] Mazrim> dang! [21:47] TheFactor> noLEMMME GO!!!!! [21:47] TheFactor [ppvv309130@vw-26481.aol.com] has quit IRC (Exit: Disconnect) [21:48] NickC> Cats are cool, yet murderous. [21:48] Mazrim> Cats are cool,they are devils. [21:48] Myriad> Cats are swedish? [21:48] Mazrim> I think we are related. [21:48] Mazrim> Or something. [21:48] Mazrim> both have tails and want to taste blood on a day to day basis. [21:49] Mazrim> and we are stubborn like.. like... like something really stubborn! [21:50] Francois> I have this persistent problems you guys could help me with [21:50] Myriad> Finding what happened to your IQ? [21:50] Francois> No, nothing of the sort [21:50] ChezNips> Francois, try some antifungal stuff for the hjock itch [21:50] Myriad> Oh in that case please ask. [21:50] Francois> No no, it's a psychic problem [21:50] Francois> In the realm of the brainpower [21:50] Mazrim> jippie! [21:50] Myriad> They have a realm called Brainpower? [21:51] Francois> I'm being harassed by a stronger psychic than I am [21:51] Mazrim> I must visit it. [21:51] NickC> ROFL Chez [21:51] Mazrim> aren't we all. [21:51] Myriad gives chez 1 cool point [21:51] Mazrim> Myriad is always getting at me! [21:51] Kinais [no@vw-18008.rr.com] has joined #psipog [21:51] Myriad> Kinais! :) [21:51] Kinais> hello [21:51] Francois> I'm a level 16 and he's a level 25 psychotic. he keeps beaming old episodes of I Love Lucy in my mind [21:51] ChezNips> yay I am up to -56 now [21:51] Kinais> =) [21:51] RainTurtle> Francois, what is the psychic doing? [21:51] Francois> I can't stop him with any shield I make. what should I do &?! [21:51] RainTurtle> Hi, Kinais [21:51] NickC> hey Kinais. [21:51] ChezNips> Francois where did you get this bogas system of psychic rating? [21:51] Mazrim> I don't know. I'm a level 1 and I can't help you. [21:51] ChezNips> bogus [21:51] Kinais> hello and hello [21:51] Myriad> Alright I'm done listening to her RPG crap. [21:52] Mazrim> And you are level 1661!!!! I can't block that!!!!!!!!! (!!!) [21:52] Francois> Oh. [21:52] Francois> what, you don't know your levels ? [21:52] Kinais> lol [21:52] Myriad> `kick Francois *** Log file closed: 02-08-21 21:52:26 *** Log file opened: 02-08-21 21:52:27 [21:52] Francois [ident@vw-14753.sympatico.ca] has joined #psipog [21:52] Mazrim> hehe [21:52] Francois> I'm a level 16 elf psychotic [21:52] Mazrim> no I told you, I am level 1. [21:52] RainTurtle> "levels"? [21:52] Francois> yea [21:52] Myriad> `ban Francois One to many RPG's for you [21:52] ChanOP sets mode: +b *!*ident@*.sympatico.ca *** Log file closed: 02-08-21 21:52:47 review written by Franc, 08/2002. |
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