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L. Ron Hubbard vs Usman Bello



From: "Usm4n B3ll0"
To: usbel1@latinmail.com,
Subject: CONFIDENTIAL
Date: Fri, 24 Sep 2004 15:58:36 +0200 (CEST)


SECRETARY TO THE STATE GOVERNMENT(SSG)
GOVERNMENT HOUSE,
PMB 1004
ASABA DELTA STATE
NIGERIA

MY NAME IS BARRISTER Usm4n B3ll0, I AM THE ONE OF THE STATE SECRETARIES TO THE GOVERNOR IN THE NIGER DELTER STATES OF NIGRIA, {OIL PRODUCING STATES} WE ARE RUNNING THE SECOND TERM IN THE OFFICE.

WE HAVE GIVEN ALOT OF CONTRACT TO BOTH FORIEGN AND LOCAL CONTRACTORS IN THE OIL SECTOR OF OUR ECONOMY .BECAUSE OF OUR INVOLVEMENT AND THE DERIVATION FORMULAR INTRODUCED BY THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT WE HAD BEEN INVOLVED DIRECTLY OR INDIRECTLY WITH THE AFFAIRS OF THIS SECTOR OF OUR ECONOMY. DUE MY POSITION AND OTHER STAFF WE HAVE BEEN ABLE TO PUT $25 MILLION ASIDE FOR OURSELVES, NEVERTHELESS, WE ARE BEEN MONTORED AND AS A RESULT WE SEEK FOR YOUR SINCERE ASSISTANCE TO ENABLE US REMITTE THIS MONEY INTO YOUR ACCOUNT, AT THE END WE SHALL BE ABLE TO MEET AND DISBURSE THIS FUND, YOUR RENUMERATION IS NEGIOTIABLE.
I SHALL DEVULGE FURTHER INFORMATION AS SOON AS YOU DEMONSTRATE INTEREST.
REGARDS,
BARR Usm4n B3ll0




[Our friend Ron, not quite up to date about the Internet and Internet scams, is puzzled but sees it as a customer introduction...]

From: mdipres@sympatico.ca
Subject: Re: CONFIDENTIAL
Cc:

Greetings and much ARC to you, Mr. Bello.

Your email has been forwarded to me by Mr. Bellehumeur's secretary, as he is currently on vacation. It has come to me with a great movement on the effect scale. That is to say, I am surprised but also curious. For one thing, our company does not do business in Africa : we have a local branch there... although, being newly established, they might not be of great assistance.

Therefore, I can understand if you would prefer us to cooperate with you. In this case, I may be able to help.

So tell me more about your counter-intention. Hah ! I crack myself up sometimes. I mean, of course, your problem. Are you having a philosophical paradox, an ethical dilemma, a relationship quagmire, a financial sinking boat ? I am only in charge of public relations, but I can direct you to the person who can best answer your problem.

By the way, do you have an account with our company, and if so, what is your CDI ? That may be helpful also, although in either case you can expect the same quality of service (according to our regulations, 1/2 of 3/4 of F.A.).


In total ARC,

Lafayette Ronald Hubbard
Director of Public Relations, Fountain of Wisdom Inc.




[Here Bello is starting to sound... well... suspicious, at least for scrupulous Ron. Unusually so, even for a 419 scammer.]

From: "USMAN BELLO"
To: mdipres@sympatico.ca
Subject: ATTENTION: Lafayette Ronald Hubbard

Dear Lafayette Ronald Hubbard

Now, i want you to send the detailed information on your business account because we are talking about a huge amount of money.Although, the money will be remitted in batches of about $5 million each until the final payment is made in your acount.
Now we are gentlemen and we need your utmost attention, you must not tell the business to any one ok? send your phone and fax numbers too. We shall get some documents from here which shall cover the money and you shall be sent the copies of these ok? Also, note that we are offering you only 30% of the principal and the other 70% is for us. Before the bank will commence remittance you shall write an agreement with me to assure me that our money shall be kept sefely by you until we give further instruction on how to invest it in your country or other place.
Let have the information as i demanded.
Regards,
Bello


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To: "USMAN BELLO"
From: mdipres@sympatico.ca
Subject: Re: ATTENTION: Lafayette Ronald Hubbard
Cc:

Greetings and much ARC to you, Mr. Bello.

Your email was well received, however it raises more questions than it answers. So I think we need to get into some Q&A here.

First is your request to "not tell the business to any one". You still have not told me what kind of services you require exactly, but I assure you that I must "tell the business" to other particles. If this is a financial matter, Mr. Ralph Nadir, our Director of Financial Awareness, must be involved. He guards all inflows and outflows of this company carefully, and can give you sage council about financial matters. I do not always agree with his positions, but he is a skilled financier.

You speak of five million dollar batches. What is this money and what is it for ? Is this a donation to our cause ? Or payment for some billion-year contract ? I have checked with our records, and we have no contractor in Africa, nor anyone named Usman Bello. Once again I ask you, do you have an account with us, and if so, what is your CDI ?

You really need to develop your comm skills. Have you taken your TRs yet ? If not, I can help you get going on that.

I sincerely wish to help you but you speak in veiled words. Please keep the comm lines open and finish this Q&A. If you are truly in need of professional services, I am always here for you.


In total ARC,

Lafayette Ronald Hubbard
Director of Public Relations, Fountain of Wisdom Inc.




From: "USMAN BELLO"
To: mdipres@sympatico.ca
Subject: I await your urgent reply.

Dear Ronald Hubbard,
Your mail was received.
I believe you studied my first mails very carefully.
Infarct this is a Deal I wish to execute with you, and not Mr. Ralph Nadir. As long as you have an existing account where this fund will be transfer to. This fund ($25m) is a payment for a contract some foreign firm executed long time ago with Nigeria National Petroleum cooperation. And then the amount was over inflated by then Director of the approved the fund for payment.
But the actual amount has been long paid to the firm that executed the contract, while the over inflated amount are still hanging without claim, so I am in position to transfer this money out to a foreign account as a result of my office as the secretary to the governor of my state , coupled with the fact the federal government has given us some kind of resource control power, As we produce the highest level of crude oil in Nigeria.
Please note that the government official are not permitted to operate foreign account and that is why your need arise.
So in this regard I need your assistance to receive this fund in your account, and then I will give you %25 of the total sum.
But at first we have to start with $5m.
So all I required from you are your full name and banking details, even if it is a virgin account, cellphone number which I will use to process the release of the fund in your name as the beneficiary.
Please I need your urgent response.
Regards.
Usman.Bello.


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[Ron is suitably annoyed]

To: "USMAN BELLO"
From: mdipres@sympatico.ca
Subject: Re: I await your urgent reply.
Cc:

Greetings and much ARC to you, Mr. Bello.

Your email was well received, and does answer some of my questions. Indeed, your hidden intention is now becoming Clear (he he ! I crack myself up). You have expressed your desire not to pass through normal channels. You are talking about funneling money to my personal account. You refer to redirecting money in an act which seem, to me, illegal in any country.

In short, my dear Mr. Bello, are you trying to BLACKMAIL me ?

You seem to have an O/W dynamic going on here. Have you committed a crime against our company and now buying me out to have it silenced ?

I certainly would not release my personal details for you to give me a bribe ! This is not a child's playground, and neither is it Nigeria. This is Canada, and we don't do business this way, my good fellow. And do you really think I will give you my personal bank account for this highly enturbulated scheme ? I don't know what you think about me, sir, but I will NOT be bribed.

Get your Ethics in, Mr. Bello ! I am putting you in a Condition of Doubt. Until you show good will, I will keep you there, too.

With all due respect, come back to Earth. If you are willing to continue this discussion on more reasonable terms, let me assist you through the proper channels instead of playing this silly cloak and dagger stuff.


In total ARC,

Lafayette Ronald Hubbard
Director of Public Relations, Fountain of Wisdom Inc.



[Ron emails him again, still annoyed, now terse, but dangling the bait]


To: "USMAN BELLO"
From: mdipres@sympatico.ca
Subject: Our evaluation of your situation
Cc:

ARC to you,

You are going to need to provide a very good explanation for what you are trying to slip me, Mr. Bello.

We both know that our parent company, Provigo, gives this company millions of dollars available for financial support and charity work around the world. We will not permit someone such as you to try to scam his way into those millions with vulgar bribes.

I have shown our correspondence so far to Mr. Nadir for his opinion on your situation. According to him, your request would be eligible for corporate support and investment, if you were willing to drop this charade and discuss this honestly.

I am very irritated by your actions. If you wish to proceed in this avenue, you will need to provide very solid proof of your truthfulness. I do not take lightly to what you have done. Were I a less polite man, I would call you a dishonorable dog, and perhaps somewhere in your Genetic Entity's time track, there is indeed a dog.


In total ARC,

Lafayette Ronald Hubbard
Director of Public Relations, Fountain of Wisdom Inc.


[Is this the end of the discussion ? Has Ron lost the poor thetan, gone to find greedier bait ? Or will the great Bello try to exploit the machinery of the Fountain of Wisdom Inc. bureaucracy ? We shall soon see.]




From: "USMAN BELLO"
To: mdipres@sympatico.ca
Subject: RE:Our evaluation of your situation

Dear sir,
I am only frank and realistic but your mails seems very disrespectfull andunfriendly,
Could change your bias and seek for further intaraction.
Bello

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To: "USMAN BELLO"
From: mdipres@sympatico.ca
Subject: RE:Our evaluation of your situation
Cc:

Greetings and much ARC to you, Mr. Bello.

I am quite willing to "change my bias" towards you Mr. Bello, but you have yet to explain your behaviour in this email conversation. As I mentioned before, we have millions of dollars available for charitable causes, as long as we can attach our name to them, and as such we cannot allow bribes or other such dishonourable activity.

If you are willing to continue with your Ethics in, I will help you. But stop this cloak and dagger stuff, it's not working.


In total ARC,

Lafayette Ronald Hubbard
Director of Public Relations, Fountain of Wisdom Inc.




To: "USMAN BELLO"
From: mdipres@sympatico.ca
Subject: Membership form
Cc:

In ARC,

In the hopes that you will free yourself of those evil engrams of yours and decide to deal frankly with us, I have attached the first form that you need to fill to become a member. Print it, fill it up completely, include your picture as the instructions tell you, and send it to my fax at 1-270-568-4860. I ignore any fax that is not regulation, so if you try to send anything else, I will not read it.

Note that there will be expenses of 25$CAN to complete the opening of a foreign account. Opening a foreign independent contractor account is free, but requires a lot more paperwork and IDs. Both open possibilities for charity exchanges of up to five thousand dollars if you need such money during the course of our transactions.

I hope you will do the right thing and follow regulation. My perceptics tell me that you will fill the form and start on the Bridge to affluence. Because you will get precisely what you deserve, my good sir- and you are surely quite deserving.


In total ARC,

Lafayette Ronald Hubbard
Director of Public Relations, Fountain of Wisdom Inc.



[Unfortunately Bello did not bite. This is the END. No forms filled for us. But I will try to bait another scammer soon.]

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